1. Rand Paul’s new Ray Bans!
Is that tortoise shell?
“I like Obamacare, ironically.”
2. Rick Perry’s new Clark Kent glasses!
He defunded Obamacare before it was cool.
“My state has a budget surplus, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
Ohh, a Heritage tie too!
3. Palin’s wooden frames.
“No trees were harmed in the making of these glasses…”
“…ok, some probably were.”
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