1. Rand Paul’s new Ray Bans!
Is that tortoise shell?
“I like Obamacare, ironically.”
2. Rick Perry’s new Clark Kent glasses!
He defunded Obamacare before it was cool.
“My state has a budget surplus, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
Ohh, a Heritage tie too!
3. Palin’s wooden frames.
“No trees were harmed in the making of these glasses…”
“…ok, some probably were.”
- A powerful magnitude-6.1 earthquake struck Italy Wednesday night, hours after a smaller magnitude-5.5 quake struck the same region.
- Police are investigating after someone destroyed Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star with a sledgehammer early Wednesday.
- Apple has delayed shipping its new wireless Airpods headphones that were supposed to go out to iPhone 7 users this month. 🎧
- Donald Trump bashed Hillary Clinton for going to an Adele concert after critics slammed him for promoting his new hotel.