1. Rand Paul’s new Ray Bans!
Is that tortoise shell?
“I like Obamacare, ironically.”
2. Rick Perry’s new Clark Kent glasses!
He defunded Obamacare before it was cool.
“My state has a budget surplus, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
Ohh, a Heritage tie too!
3. Palin’s wooden frames.
“No trees were harmed in the making of these glasses…”
“…ok, some probably were.”
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He thought two of them were Middle Eastern, but they weren't.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝