1. Rand Paul’s new Ray Bans!
Is that tortoise shell?
“I like Obamacare, ironically.”
2. Rick Perry’s new Clark Kent glasses!
He defunded Obamacare before it was cool.
“My state has a budget surplus, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
Ohh, a Heritage tie too!
3. Palin’s wooden frames.
“No trees were harmed in the making of these glasses…”
“…ok, some probably were.”
- U.S. presidential candidate Ted Cruz ended his campaign after losing Indiana's primary to Donald Trump. Bernie Sanders won on the Democratic side.
- A massive wildfire is threatening the capital of Canada's oil sands industry, and tens of thousands of people have been ordered to evacuate.
- Prime Minister David Cameron has bowed to pressure for the UK to accept more unaccompanied child refugees.