1. Rand Paul’s new Ray Bans!
Is that tortoise shell?
“I like Obamacare, ironically.”
2. Rick Perry’s new Clark Kent glasses!
He defunded Obamacare before it was cool.
“My state has a budget surplus, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
Ohh, a Heritage tie too!
3. Palin’s wooden frames.
“No trees were harmed in the making of these glasses…”
“…ok, some probably were.”
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- Donald Trump's pick for treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, was grilled by Democrats over his time leading a mortgage company that carried out over 36,000 foreclosures.
- Senegal says it has sent troops into Gambia in an attempt to remove President Yahya Jammeh, who has refused to step down since losing reelection in December.
- A majority of American adults get news from Facebook, according to a new survey by BuzzFeed, but only 18% of respondents said they trusted news from Facebook. ✋ 📰