White House Correspondents weekend is coming up and you don't have any invitations to cool parties yet.
Time to go hunt for that party invitation you desperately need.
First thing to do is hit up that rolodex of reporters you talk to once a year. "Hi! Remember me?"
"Oh, Hi. Sorry our list is already full."
"Ok, there has got to be a party out there I can get an invite to."
"GIVE ME AN INVITATION." "GIVE ME AN INVITATION." "GIVE ME AN INVITATION."
"Oh, here is a huge tech party and I totally know someone who works for them!"
"Ok asked. This has got to be a sure thing."
AN INVITE! WITH MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING!!!!
"Oh I'm gonna get all dressed up, and prance around..."
"Any chance I could have a +1 for your party?"
And this is kinda what its like getting into the party.
And this is what it's like standing in line for a drink.
And this is what it's like trying to get one of the passed hors d'oeuvre
But who knows, you may see a celebrity!
And you get to brag about that for an entire year.