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What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

This scientific quiz is the only way to be sure. Just in time for CPAC!

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  1. 1. What type of Liberal annoys you the most?

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    Via theatlantic.com
    Economic Justice Liberal
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    Via cherylkicksass.blogspot.com
    Tree-Hugger Liberal
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    Via openeuropeblog.blogspot.com
    Philanthropic Socialist Liberal
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    Via limonwhitaker.com
    Tax and Spend Liberal
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    Via dirtyhippieradio.com
    Peace-nic Hippie Liberal
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    Via newrepublic.com
    Blue Dog Liberal
  2. 2. Who has done the most for modern Conservatism?

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    colbertnation.com
    Stephen Colbert
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    Via hollywoodreporter.com
    Sarah Palin
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    Bill Buckley
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    AP
    Ayn Rand
    AP
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    Via comicbox.com
    George Bush
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    Reuters
    Michael Moore
    Reuters
  3. 3. Which news personality do you think is the most brilliant?

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    Via nbcnews.com
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    Via foxnews.com
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    Via foxnews.com
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    Via foxnews.com
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    Via foxnews.com
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    Via foxnews.com
  4. 4. Which policy proposal has made you most happy?

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    gurugilbert.com
    The Bush Tax Cuts
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    AP
    Toppling of Saddam's murderous regime
    AP
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    The steady decriminalization of marijuana
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    Via travel.nationalgeographic.com
    Removing troops from Iraq
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    The Repeal of Obamacare
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    Passage of Obamacare
  5. 5. What hippie talking point do you hate the most?

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    Via bornagainhippies.blogspot.com
    "The government needs to stop imperialism and war!"
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    Via bornagainhippies.blogspot.com
    "Society needs to fight for economic equality for everyone!"
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    Via bornagainhippies.blogspot.com
    "The Constitution is a really old document, written by slave owners. We're past that, man!"
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    AP
    "All the young people agree with us, capitalism is wage slavery."
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    Via bornagainhippies.blogspot.com
    "Liberals protect individual freedom the most."
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    Via bornagainhippies.blogspot.com
    "...um, actually all of these sound pretty good."
  6. 6. At political events, you look like:

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    Via bossip.com
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    Via nymag.com
    Via nymag.com
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    Via furfish.blogspot.com
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    Via cyrilhuzeblog.com
  7. 7. Which Avenger do you most identify with?

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    Via marvel.com
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    Via marvel.com
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    Via marvel.com
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    Via marvel.com
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    Via marvel.com
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    Via marvel.com
  8. 8. Who should be our president in 2016?

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    AP
    AP
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    Getty Images
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    Reuters
    Reuters
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    Via whitehouse.gov
  9. 9. What should America do if attacked?

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    Unleash the full skull-crushing awesomeness of the U.S. Military
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    AP
    Lock down borders and increase security for homeland America
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    AP
    Lob a few of these 5,000-pound bombs over there to shake things up a bit
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    Via knowyourmeme.com
    Find out who attacked us and drop Chuck Norris on them from a Black Hawk
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    Engage in tough diplomatic negotiations and sanctions
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    Via commons.wikimedia.org
    Surrender!

  10. 10. What Obama action makes you want to gouge your eyes out the most?

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    AP
    Bowing to foreign leaders
    AP
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    Tanking the economy with over-regulation
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    Via pearlsofprofundity.wordpress.com
    Trampling on our Constitutional Rights!
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    Reckless use of drones
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    AP
    Holding hands with Joe Biden
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    Via redalertpolitics.com
    Showering big business with bailout taxpayer cash
  11. 11. What is your favorite pastime?

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    Via sodahead.com
    Jager Bombs
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    Via coverspy.tumblr.com
    Yelling at your friends about how amazing this is:
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    Via whitmannyc.com
    Scotch and cigars
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    Via reasonradionetwork.com
    Reading the Constitution aloud
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    Via knowyourmeme.com
    Walking around your yard like this
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    Via 1000awesomethings.com
    Crying about war, injustice, the environment, and poverty
  12. 12. Which Conservative fictional character would you most like to be?

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    Via ronswanson2012.org
    Ron Swanson
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    Via whatleydude.com
    The Dark Knight
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    Via cateruns.wordpress.com
    Nick Naylor
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    Schmidt from "New Girl"
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    Via overthinkingit.com
    John Galt?
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    Via people.com
    None of them, I want to be Barbra Streisand

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