A high school girl in Connecticut asked Joe Biden to be her date to prom.
He could not attend, but sent the girl a sweet letter and a corsage.
Which got us thinking: What would it be like to go to prom with Joe Biden?
The first thing Biden would do is text ya:
And you would text back, "YES."
Biden would pull up in your driveway like, "What."
Or maybe he would just land a helicopter on your damn lawn.
When Biden sees how great you look he would be all like, "WhooooOOO DAAAYYYUM!"
And you know Biden would have his Ray-Ban #SWAG on.
He'd definitely be flossing his own cufflinks too.
Biden would then lean in to your parents and whisper:
Biden: "Hop on in baby. We're gonna be late."
Your conversation on the drive will be very natural.
Then you'd be taken out for a casual dinner.
"What you want baby? Anything on the menu."
During dinner he will laugh at all your jokes.
There is a strong chance Biden would spill a bit of his dinner.
But he has his own napkins, so no biggie.
It would be the most entertaining dinner you have ever had.
And this is the face he would make thinking about what to order for dessert...
... ice cream for sure.
And Biden would totally pay for everything.
Then you'd finally arrive at the dance in all your glory.
You would lose Joe for a minute because of all the selfies he would be obligated to take...
... and all the hugs he'd just have to give.
This is the look Biden would give you across the dance floor.
Joe probably would pull some exceptionally questionable dance moves.
Biden: "Hello people."