It is Joe Biden’s birthday, geniuses.
So sit back and observe the most Bidenest things to ever Biden.
21. Like, when Biden Bidened the Biden out of this unsuspecting scarf.
20. Biden once convinced the Leader of the Free World into breaking his diet.
19. When he was able to body scan the body scanners.
18. When he gave a speech that looked like the final speech in Independence Day.
17. When his mere presence turned the Senate into squealing little girls.
2. When he stole America’s hearts and girlfriends.
Thanks for all the inspiration. Happy Birthday Uncle Joe.
- President Trump addressed the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, where he lashed out at the media and defended his agenda.
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳