It is Joe Biden’s birthday, geniuses.
So sit back and observe the most Bidenest things to ever Biden.
21. Like, when Biden Bidened the Biden out of this unsuspecting scarf.
20. Biden once convinced the Leader of the Free World into breaking his diet.
19. When he was able to body scan the body scanners.
18. When he gave a speech that looked like the final speech in Independence Day.
17. When his mere presence turned the Senate into squealing little girls.
2. When he stole America’s hearts and girlfriends.
Thanks for all the inspiration. Happy Birthday Uncle Joe.
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