1. The cameras came on and the senator from Florida was all like:
2. “I’m thirsty people.”
3. “This is delicious.”
4. “Ummm, wait.”
5. “Is that thing on?!”
6. “Please no.”
9. Senator Rubio’s official twitter response was truly perfect.
10. Watch the full response:
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- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- The new leader of Marine Le Pen's National Front party in France has stepped down amid accusations of Holocaust denial.
- We found an average of about one false statement per day from Trump and his aides throughout the president's first 100 days in office 💯