1. The cameras came on and the senator from Florida was all like:
2. “I’m thirsty people.”
3. “This is delicious.”
4. “Ummm, wait.”
5. “Is that thing on?!”
6. “Please no.”
9. Senator Rubio’s official twitter response was truly perfect.
10. Watch the full response:
- Sean Spicer today said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, a pledge that came after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that reinstates the so-called global gag rule, barring foreign organizations taking US money from providing abortions.
- The new Trump Hotel in Washington, DC, has lost more than $1 million and is in violation of Donald Trump's lease with the government, say Democratic lawmakers.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales once again continued to fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉