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White House Spokesperson Jay CarneyNational Park Ranger Jim Bob.
Where would we be without our spokespeople!?
368 National Park Service sites will close, but you can still tune in to hear Jay Carney talk about it!
These senior citizens and their Social Security checks.Service members and their regular paychecks.
Granny will still have some bills for Wednesday night bingo.
Soldiers' paychecks may be delayed, as well as social security checks.
A D.C. trash man.
Who picks up trash for residents of D.C.A White House janitor.
Who picks up trash for the executives in the executive office.
At least the White House and Congress will stay tidy!
Washington D.C.'s trash collectors are federal employees. Sorry.
Meth king Heisenberg.The Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agent in charge of catching him.
A shutdown would affect the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Better call Saul!
The postman bringing you junk mail.The federal housing loan officer.
YOU'VE GOT JUNK MAIL!
The U.S. Postal Service works through shutdowns, but if you were planning to buy a house and need a federal loan, you're going to have to wait.
The Statue of Liberty.The guy grabbing your junk at the airport.
The rubber gloves stay on!
But all national parks close, including the Statue of Liberty.
Ted Cruz.Federal occupational safety and health inspectors.
I am here to protect you!
Health and safety inspectors would likely suspend workplace inspections.Via wbez.org
Collecting every penny of your taxes.Running the services which help you do that, like help lines.
Americans would still have to pay their taxes and file federal tax returns.
But most IRS services will be suspended. Good luck with that!
Low-income families in the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children.Prisoners in 116 federal prisons.
The food assistance program WIC will stop. Federal prisons will stay open.
John Boehner spokesperson Michael Steel.A rock lover at the U.S. Geological Survey.
Steel beats rock!
Mikey stays shillin', the U.S. Geological Survey would be chillin'.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.National Institutes of Health.Obamacare.
Obamacare will march on. But the National Institutes of Health may stop accepting new patients.Via politico.com