1. Airport sightings of Mitt Romney are through the roof right now.
2. As are creepshot selfies with him.
3. Romney goes through security just like you.
4. He sits, bored out of his mind, waiting for the flight.
5. But did you know Romney flies coach just like you?!
6. He experiences terrible elbow room, just like you do.
7. He looks nervously at who is about to sit next to him.
8. He passes out with his pink iPad on his lap, just like you do.
9. Sometimes he scores an exit row…
10. …or an aisle seat…
11. …but other times he gets the damn middle seat.
12. But hey, cool people sit in coach all the time.
13. When he can’t help himself, he sits in first class.
14. But then he just hops off the flight…
15. …and waits for his ride, just like you.
16. Happy trails, Mitt.
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