2. While the rest of the world waits for another monarch to be born, DC is eagerly anticipating the arrival of it’s own royalty.
8. Get control of yourself DC.
11. I know.
13. OK everybody! PLEASE!
14. The Botanical Garden has begun their own ‘Titan Arum Watch’ complete with a LIVESTREAM!
15. Unfortunately, so many people in DC are tuning in to watch a plant, the stream is MELTING DOWN.
18. Another name for it: “Corpse flower.”
21. So you can keep your Royal Baby!
22. We have THIS!
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- German leader Angela Merkel said the UK can't expect to keep privileges once it leaves the EU.
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