7 Massive Plot Spoilers From The New "House Of Cards" Promo

How did I not see that?!

House of Cards is returning to Netflix in February, geniuses.

And Netflix just released the second season promo, packed with plot spoilers.

7. Claire Underwood is the sexiest D.C. wife there is.

6. Claire ditches clean water to work for the tobacco lobby.

5. Claire has every other character offed.

4. Claire becomes president.

3. Claire Underwood learns to blow upside-down American smoke flags.

2. Claire becomes the United Nations secretary-general.

1. Claire takes over the world, gives clean water to everyone on the planet.

See the full, revealing promo here:

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