Each state is allowed two statues inside the U.S. Capitol to represent its heritage.
17. Some are just more pissed than others, like Lewis Cass from Michigan who's wondering why you wore that today.
16. FREDERICK DOUGLASS will crinkle your papers.
15. James Clark throws shade as you walk by.
14. You are not worthy of young Andrew Jackson's time.
"Go away."
13. These ladies are not impressed.
12. Gen. Ulysses Grant would rather you not talk to him.
11. Calhoun from South Carolina cannot even look at you right now.
10. KING KAMEHAMEHA wants you to come at him.
9. MR. FARNSWORTH from Utah only cares where he can shove this.
8. Sam Adams looks at you with cold. dead. eyes.
"...."
7. Lew Wallace cannot stand you right now.
6. Rev. Jackson Lee will smack you with this parchment if you get any closer.
5. Mr. Rose from Arkansas just cannot believe you right now. (EYE ROLL)
4. Russell from Montana goes hard in the paint.
3. Robert M. La Follette is really wondering who let you in here.
2. THOMAS JEFFERSON looks down on you.
1. And Inventor Morse looks at you and says: "WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?"
But luckily Robert E. Lee is just chillin' with Hellen Keller.
