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Zayn Malik's Hair Game Is Too Fucking Strong And Here's The Proof

Zayn Malik: Full time musician and hair wizard.

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But like the magician he is, Zayn turned the curtains into this "don't mind this one strand of FINE ASS HAIR hanging over my face".

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I mean seriously, your hair game's strong but our hearts are now weak.

Get up off the floor, we're not finished yet.

@zaynmalik is no longer a member of @onedirection, but is still a member of the #ManBunMarch!

*stays on floor*

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Two days later Zayn dropped in on the grey hair trend, dead casually with no consideration for our already weak hearts.

Nobody is OK at this point.

And then FADER came along and just ruined our lives.

Cover Story: @zaynmalik's next direction. https://t.co/J4uDQiWYsZ

THAT. FUCKING. HAIR. Have you ever seen anything so PERFECT? HAVE YOU!? No, that is the answer.

I AM IN THE ARMS OF JESUS.

.@zaynmalik is the next FADER cover star. Story at 6PM on https://t.co/sll3Y3br8w. https://t.co/v2gqDhhzR8

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At this point, Zayn's hair game is so strong, it's actually disrespectful.

How are you going to do this to us, Zayn? We need answers.

And just when you thought we'd hit the absolute peak...

...IN CAME THE FUCKING PINK HAIR.

Somebody call an ambulance.

  1. But which hair do YOU think is the winner?

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    X Factor Zayn
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    Blonde Streak Zayn
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    Emo Zayn
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ponytail Zayn
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bald Bae Zayn
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Grey Hair Zayn
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Blonde Hair Zayn
    Correct
    Incorrect
    PINK FUCKING HAIR ZAYN
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    PINK FUCKING HAIR ZAYN
 
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