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Zayn Malik's Hair Game Is Too Fucking Strong And Here's The Proof

Zayn Malik: Full time musician and hair wizard.

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But there was something Zayn didn't know yet: His hair game was about to get seriously strong.

It started pretty casually, nothing too fancy.

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But then just like that, the blonde was snatched away from us.

Admittedly the whole "I'm dark and mysterious" thing was ~clearly~ working for him, but blonde :(((((

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But like the magician he is, Zayn turned the curtains into this "don't mind this one strand of FINE ASS HAIR hanging over my face".

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I mean seriously, your hair game's strong but our hearts are now weak.

Get up off the floor, we're not finished yet.

@zaynmalik is no longer a member of @onedirection, but is still a member of the #ManBunMarch!

*stays on floor*

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But clearly this wasn't working for Zayn because he gave zero fucks when he SHAVED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING OFF.

SOUND THE KLAXON, BALD BAE ALERT.

Two days later Zayn dropped in on the grey hair trend, dead casually with no consideration for our already weak hearts.

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Nobody is OK at this point.

And then FADER came along and just ruined our lives.

Cover Story: @zaynmalik's next direction. https://t.co/J4uDQiWYsZ

THAT. FUCKING. HAIR. Have you ever seen anything so PERFECT? HAVE YOU!? No, that is the answer.

I AM IN THE ARMS OF JESUS.

.@zaynmalik is the next FADER cover star. Story at 6PM on https://t.co/sll3Y3br8w. https://t.co/v2gqDhhzR8

At this point, Zayn's hair game is so strong, it's actually disrespectful.

How are you going to do this to us, Zayn? We need answers.

And just when you thought we'd hit the absolute peak...

...IN CAME THE FUCKING PINK HAIR.

Somebody call an ambulance.

  1. But which hair do YOU think is the winner?

    X Factor Zayn
    Blonde Streak Zayn
    Emo Zayn
    Ponytail Zayn
    Bald Bae Zayn
    Grey Hair Zayn
    Blonde Hair Zayn
    PINK FUCKING HAIR ZAYN

Zayn Malik's Hair Game Is Too Fucking Strong And Here's The Proof

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But which hair do YOU think is the winner?
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    X Factor Zayn
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    Emo Zayn
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    Ponytail Zayn
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    Bald Bae Zayn
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    Grey Hair Zayn
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    Blonde Hair Zayn
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    PINK FUCKING HAIR ZAYN

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