Told a friend you were five minutes away when you weren’t even dressedRead a text and then forgot to reply for two daysLeft someone a voicemailStarted drama and then stood back to watch the chaos ensueRealised you were wrong in an argument but not admitted itStarted an argument for no reasonContinued an argument even though it was finishedWalked slowly, even if in rush hourPut something back in the fridge even though it was emptyLeft your dirty dishes on the side for somebody else to wash upEaten somebody else’s food without askingAgreed to buying rounds of drinks in a group of friends but going home before it’s your turnDrank too much and been sick in the streetBorrowed somebody else’s clothes without askingBorrowed something and then never given it backBroken something and blamed it on someone elseUnfollowed and then followed someone to get their attentionPosted spoilers on social mediaTold someone the end to a movie before the movie finishedTalked in the cinema while the movie was onUsed your phone in the cinema while the movie was onUsed your phone while someone was talking to youUsed your phone at the dinner tableSulked when you lost at a game that really didn’t matterPut your bag on the seat next to you when travelling on a train or busRefused to give up your seat for an old or pregnant personPut your rubbish in the bin even though the bin was full and literally had no room for your rubbishFinished yourself off during sex and not worried about whether your partner finished tooTold a white lie when it was completely unnecessaryDone something which could be described as pettyUsed the upside down smiley emojiBorrowed money and never paid it backHad sex with someone and then never called them backUsed all the hot water so nobody else in the house could take a showerEver liked Ross in FriendsCheated on someoneCheated on a testGone out in the rain in shorts and flip-flopsSent unsolicited nudesPaid for an expensive item with small changePushed in a queuePlayed loud music before 10amBeen called a dickhead by someone that knows you pretty well
How Much Of A Dickhead Are You?
You're not a dickhead at all. Your forehead is smooth and dick free. Be proud of yourself.
You're a little bit of a dickhead, but not enough to be a problem, which is why the dick on your head is pretty small.
You're an average dickhead, which is why the dick on your head is an average size. On a good day, the dick on your head might grow to 6 inches, but it's a rarity.
You're actually quite a bit of a dickhead. The dick on your head is bigger than the average, which is probably down to telling a couple of white lies for no reason and continuing an argument when it's actually finished.
The dick on your head is fucking huge, which just cements the fact that you are actually a dickhead. You tell people you're on your way when you're still in bed and you borrow things without asking. Usually a big dick is quite impressive, but not when it's on your head.