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How Much Of A Dickhead Are You?

Is the dick on your head bigger than the one in your pants?

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  1. Tick off all the things you've ever done before:

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    Told a friend you were five minutes away when you weren’t even dressed
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    Read a text and then forgot to reply for two days
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    Left someone a voicemail
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    Started drama and then stood back to watch the chaos ensue
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    Realised you were wrong in an argument but not admitted it
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    Started an argument for no reason
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    Continued an argument even though it was finished
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    Walked slowly, even if in rush hour
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    Put something back in the fridge even though it was empty
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    Left your dirty dishes on the side for somebody else to wash up
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    Eaten somebody else’s food without asking
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    Agreed to buying rounds of drinks in a group of friends but going home before it’s your turn
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    Drank too much and been sick in the street
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    Borrowed somebody else’s clothes without asking
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    Borrowed something and then never given it back
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    Broken something and blamed it on someone else
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    Unfollowed and then followed someone to get their attention
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    Posted spoilers on social media
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    Told someone the end to a movie before the movie finished
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    Talked in the cinema while the movie was on
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    Used your phone in the cinema while the movie was on
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    Used your phone while someone was talking to you
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    Used your phone at the dinner table
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    Sulked when you lost at a game that really didn’t matter
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    Put your bag on the seat next to you when travelling on a train or bus
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    Refused to give up your seat for an old or pregnant person
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    Put your rubbish in the bin even though the bin was full and literally had no room for your rubbish
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    Finished yourself off during sex and not worried about whether your partner finished too
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    Told a white lie when it was completely unnecessary
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    Done something which could be described as petty
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    Used the upside down smiley emoji
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    Borrowed money and never paid it back
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    Had sex with someone and then never called them back
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    Used all the hot water so nobody else in the house could take a shower
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    Ever liked Ross in Friends
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    Cheated on someone
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    Cheated on a test
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    Gone out in the rain in shorts and flip-flops
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    Sent unsolicited nudes
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    Paid for an expensive item with small change
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    Pushed in a queue
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    Played loud music before 10am
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    Been called a dickhead by someone that knows you pretty well
 
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