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How Much Of A Dickhead Are You?

Is the dick on your head bigger than the one in your pants?

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  1. Tick off all the things you've ever done before:

    Told a friend you were five minutes away when you weren’t even dressed
    Read a text and then forgot to reply for two days
    Left someone a voicemail
    Started drama and then stood back to watch the chaos ensue
    Realised you were wrong in an argument but not admitted it
    Started an argument for no reason
    Continued an argument even though it was finished
    Walked slowly, even if in rush hour
    Put something back in the fridge even though it was empty
    Left your dirty dishes on the side for somebody else to wash up
    Eaten somebody else’s food without asking
    Agreed to buying rounds of drinks in a group of friends but going home before it’s your turn
    Drank too much and been sick in the street
    Borrowed somebody else’s clothes without asking
    Borrowed something and then never given it back
    Broken something and blamed it on someone else
    Unfollowed and then followed someone to get their attention
    Posted spoilers on social media
    Told someone the end to a movie before the movie finished
    Talked in the cinema while the movie was on
    Used your phone in the cinema while the movie was on
    Used your phone while someone was talking to you
    Used your phone at the dinner table
    Sulked when you lost at a game that really didn’t matter
    Put your bag on the seat next to you when travelling on a train or bus
    Refused to give up your seat for an old or pregnant person
    Put your rubbish in the bin even though the bin was full and literally had no room for your rubbish
    Finished yourself off during sex and not worried about whether your partner finished too
    Told a white lie when it was completely unnecessary
    Done something which could be described as petty
    Used the upside down smiley emoji
    Borrowed money and never paid it back
    Had sex with someone and then never called them back
    Used all the hot water so nobody else in the house could take a shower
    Ever liked Ross in Friends
    Cheated on someone
    Cheated on a test
    Gone out in the rain in shorts and flip-flops
    Sent unsolicited nudes
    Paid for an expensive item with small change
    Pushed in a queue
    Played loud music before 10am
    Been called a dickhead by someone that knows you pretty well

How Much Of A Dickhead Are You?

You're not a dickhead at all. Your forehead is smooth and dick free. Be proud of yourself.

The dick on your head is 0 inches. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You're a little bit of a dickhead, but not enough to be a problem, which is why the dick on your head is pretty small.

The dick on your head is 2 inches. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You're an average dickhead, which is why the dick on your head is an average size. On a good day, the dick on your head might grow to 6 inches, but it's a rarity.

The dick on your head is 5 inches. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You're actually quite a bit of a dickhead. The dick on your head is bigger than the average, which is probably down to telling a couple of white lies for no reason and continuing an argument when it's actually finished.

The dick on your head is 7 inches. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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The dick on your head is fucking huge, which just cements the fact that you are actually a dickhead. You tell people you're on your way when you're still in bed and you borrow things without asking. Usually a big dick is quite impressive, but not when it's on your head.

The dick on your head is 10 motherfucking inches. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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