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21 Times Mr Potato Head Was The Shadiest Toy In "Toy Story"

Don't mess with the potato head.

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1. When his very first line was the best character development in the shortest time.

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Seriously just read the box.

2. And his second piece of dialogue was taking no shit.

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He really wanted to say, "Fuck off, Princess Drool," but he realised there were pre-school toys around and so censored it.

3. When he tried to share a joke with Hamm.

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Pretty creative for a toy that's meant for 3-year-olds.

4. But Hamm didn't even try to understand and Mr Potato Head was far from happy about his lack of cultural education.

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Maybe he's more of a Van Gogh fan.

5. So naturally he stormed off.

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Fuck out my face, hockey puck, it's art.

6. When Slinky Dog was so far up Woody's backside and Mr Potato Head just couldn't even deal anymore.

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Fucking kiss-arse.

7. When it was Andy's birthday but he only had dreams of his own to fulfil.

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And he wasn't standing for the judgment coming his way.

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"Look, I need to reproduce shady potato head babies."

8. When some kid had the nerve to show up to Andy's birthday party and give him bed sheets as a present.

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At least one toy was prepared to say what everyone else was thinking.

9. When he casually pointed out that Woody was being replaced.

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*smug bitch face*

10. When Slinky Dog was like, "Aww Woody, let me kiss your arse."

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But Mr Potato Head was there to keep it real.

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Soz Woody.

11. When everybody found out Buzz had a fancy-ass laser and Mr Potato Head wasn't done with winding Woody up.

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12. And Woody started getting pretty emotional about it.

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Basically Mr Potato Head is that one friend who knows where the button to piss you off is and won't stop pressing it.

13. When everybody was fussing around Buzz but he just really wanted to know how to pull the ladies.

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14. When Bo Peep was trying to appeal to Woody's better nature.

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Bo's just trying to score Brownie points with Woody bc by this point she's been flirting with him consistently without any pay-off in the haystack.

But, again, Mr Potato Head was there to keep things real.

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15. When Woody was being a little shit and Mr Potato Head just wasn't having it.

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PUT HIM BEFORE THE JURY!

16. When he started throwing real subtle signs at Woody for being a bit of a prick.

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17. When everybody wanted to take Woody back but Mr Potato Head was like, "Uh guys, hello, he pushed Buzz out the window earlier?"

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Tbh, did Mr Potato Head even like Woody?

18. When Woody was still being a little prick and Mr Potato Head was just sick of it.

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This is, like, the worst thing you can say to a toy ever.

19. When he got stuck with Rex as a moving buddy and just couldn't deal any more.

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OK, Rex, you're adorable and great but you srsly need to stop the yacking.

20. When he got his face knocked off but still wanted his feelings (about Woody of course) to be heard.

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21. And when he ~finally~ got a Mrs Potato Head.

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HALLELUJAH FOR MR POTATO HEAD!