23 Things Anybody Who Has Ever Dated A Boy Will Understand
I am a boy. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to pretend anyway.
There's usually three people in the relationship: you, him, and his Xbox.
They'll sulk if they lose at anything.
Most of them have trouble with ~feelings~ and how to express them appropriately.
They usually need some prodding to do something, like remember that it's your birthday.
If you live with them and they ever tidy up, you'll be reminded of it for the next three days.
They sometimes do it in public, which is the most embarrassing thing.
They seem to think that driving like an idiot will impress you.
Lol OK, I will be seriously impressed from my grave.
He always thinks he's right and knows best.
Even when you know for a fact he doesn't have a solid clue what the hell he's doing.
Like when you go on holiday together and he says he totally knows where he's going and gets you fucking lost in the arsehole of nowhere.
They'll complain about how long it takes you to get ready but take even longer themselves.
They can be a lot of fun in the bedroom.
Like when they finish and roll over to go to sleep because they think their job here is done.
At work? Lol, always time for a dick pic.
Tell him you're sad? Hey, this dick will cheer you up.
If you're watching a TV show together, you can bet your last pound that he'll watch another episode when you're not around.
They start to care at the wrong point in the relationship – when it's finished.
But although some boys are a massive pain in the ass, they can be OK ~sometimes~.
Until they start acting up again, and it's back to square one.
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