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23 Things Anybody Who Has Ever Dated A Boy Will Understand

I am a boy. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to pretend anyway.

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5. If you live with them and they ever tidy up, you'll be reminded of it for the next three days.

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But first you've got to go back to basics and actually explain what a Hoover is, because some of them haven't got a clue.

6. They have this dreadful habit of going elbow deep in their pants for absolutely no reason.

Why boys walk around with their hands down their pants I will never understand

Checking if it's still there? Ah, cool.


9. If they're a passenger while you're driving, they will constantly point out that they are in fact a better driver than you are.

I hate when people complain about my driving like bitch you wanna walk ? I don't fucking think so. FOH


16. You can literally be anywhere and all of a sudden your phone will beep and hey, dick pic.

so this boy started talking to me and for some unknown reason thought i was interested enough for him to randomly send a dick pic?? nahh wyd


20. They think that romance can stop after the relationship has hit the three-month mark.

And that's if you're really lucky.