1. There's usually three people in the relationship: you, him, and his Xbox.
2. They'll sulk if they lose at anything.
3. Most of them have trouble with ~feelings~ and how to express them appropriately.
4. They usually need some prodding to do something, like remember that it's your birthday.
5. If you live with them and they ever tidy up, you'll be reminded of it for the next three days.
6. They have this dreadful habit of going elbow deep in their pants for absolutely no reason.
7. They sometimes do it in public, which is the most embarrassing thing.
8. They seem to think that driving like an idiot will impress you.
Lol OK, I will be seriously impressed from my grave.