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How Petty Are You?

Are you a petty champ?

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  1. Tick all of the petty things you've done:

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    Mimicked someone when you had no other comeback
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    Said the phrase “I just think it’s funny how…”
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    Said “why don’t you ask *insert name of person*, you been liking all their pictures”
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    Have used the phrase “I don’t know her” when actually you did know her
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    Said something like, “Well on March 1st 2014, you said…” in an argument
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    Thought of another point after an argument has finished so started it again so you can say it
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    Turned your read notifications on so someone knows you’re ignoring them
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    Replied “who’s this” to a text when you knew who it was that was texting
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    Used “K.” when you were mad
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    Replied to a text with one word answers to let someone know you're pissed off
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    Taken the same amount of time to reply to a text as the other person did
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    Used the upside-down smiley emoji when you’ve made a petty remark
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    Used a different happy emoji when you’ve just said something really petty
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    Only ever used full stops when you’re feeling petty
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    Blocked someone’s number when they pissed you off
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    Unfollowed someone on Twitter because they pissed you off
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    Blocked someone on Twitter when they pissed you off
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    Unfollowed someone on Instagram when they pissed you off
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    Blocked someone on Instagram when they pissed you off
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    Unfriended someone on Facebook when they pissed you off
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    Blocked someone on Facebook when they pissed you off
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    Blocked someone on all social media platforms when they pissed you off
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    Tweeted something hoping a particular person would see it and get mad
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    Screenshotted everything so you had receipts for future use
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    Brought up something from the past because you were losing an argument
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    Had to decide whether being petty is worth it when someone was testing your patience
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    Known being petty wasn’t worth it at the time but was petty anyway
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    Stopped everybody else from doing something because you couldn't do it
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    Taken something back from an ex that they really loved and then binned it because you didn’t even want it, you just didn’t want them to have it
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    Done something you didn’t really want or have to do just to be petty, like posted an unnecessary picture with a boy to make your ex jealous
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    Held a grudge for a long time even when you knew the bigger thing to do would be to move on
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    Seen petty stories and, instead of being shocked, taken notes for future use
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    Been called petty by your friends
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    Know that nobody can be pettier than you because you're the petty champ
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    Acknowledged that petty is a way of life and you’re happy to lead it
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