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Here's Definitive Proof That Rugby Is Actually Just Gay Porn

The only thing missing is the Sean Cody logo.

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You're probably aware of the sport rugby and how it's a brutal game where men hurt each other.

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BUT THIS IS A LIE because rugby is actually an incredibly cute sport where hot men touch each other.

Does this look violent to you?
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Does this look violent to you?

In fact it's a sport where hot men are ~encouraged~ to touch each other.

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Which basically makes it gay porn.

Does that position look familiar to you?
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Does that position look familiar to you?

To be honest, a lot of the positions in rugby are similar to gay porn.

This position is pretty common.
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This position is pretty common.

"Don't mind us."

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So let's look at the facts: Here's a player introducing himself ass first.

And the other players aren't exactly running away.
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And the other players aren't exactly running away.

Talking of ass, there's a lot of purposeful butt grabbing dressed up as a necessity in the game.

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Really it's just hot men touching each other on purpose, JUST LIKE THEY DO IN GAY PORN.

The men just want to touch each other all over.

TOUCH THE HOT MAN LEG.
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TOUCH THE HOT MAN LEG.

Here's a rugby man, wondering which butt he's going to touch first.

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The players grab each other wherever they can.

We all love a handful of pectoral.
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We all love a handful of pectoral.

There's certainly a lot of ball grabbing.

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And ball grabbing is basically the premise of gay porn.

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Hot men touching ball bags, seriously that is the aim of the game.

The guy on the floor here is moments away from a face full of dick.

Just to remind you, a face full of dick is pretty common in gay porn too.
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Just to remind you, a face full of dick is pretty common in gay porn too.

And this guy doesn't care who's watching.

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This is an orgy that's just about to start.

One bottom, five tops.
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One bottom, five tops.

These players are in the midst of an orgy.

"I've got you, buddy."
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"I've got you, buddy."

And this is an orgy that's just finished.

The one on the floor is clearly exhausted by it all.
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The one on the floor is clearly exhausted by it all.

The only thing missing from this is the "Sean Cody" or "Randy Blue" logo in the corner.

For you straights, they're gay porno companies.
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For you straights, they're gay porno companies.

"There's a butt I can grab..."

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All in all, rugby's a pretty cute sport.

As proved in this photo, where the guy in red is enjoying being rocked like a babe in arms.
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As proved in this photo, where the guy in red is enjoying being rocked like a babe in arms.

With a lot of hugging at the end.

I mean, the case is building itself at this point.
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I mean, the case is building itself at this point.

So now you have a whole new reason to watch rugby.

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Because really, it's just gay porn.