You're probably aware of the sport rugby and how it's a brutal game where men hurt each other.
BUT THIS IS A LIE because rugby is actually an incredibly cute sport where hot men touch each other.
In fact it's a sport where hot men are ~encouraged~ to touch each other.
Which basically makes it gay porn.
To be honest, a lot of the positions in rugby are similar to gay porn.
"Don't mind us."
So let's look at the facts: Here's a player introducing himself ass first.
Talking of ass, there's a lot of purposeful butt grabbing dressed up as a necessity in the game.
Really it's just hot men touching each other on purpose, JUST LIKE THEY DO IN GAY PORN.
The men just want to touch each other all over.
Here's a rugby man, wondering which butt he's going to touch first.
The players grab each other wherever they can.
There's certainly a lot of ball grabbing.
And ball grabbing is basically the premise of gay porn.
Hot men touching ball bags, seriously that is the aim of the game.
The guy on the floor here is moments away from a face full of dick.
And this guy doesn't care who's watching.
This is an orgy that's just about to start.
These players are in the midst of an orgy.
And this is an orgy that's just finished.
The only thing missing from this is the "Sean Cody" or "Randy Blue" logo in the corner.
"There's a butt I can grab..."
All in all, rugby's a pretty cute sport.
With a lot of hugging at the end.
So now you have a whole new reason to watch rugby.
Because really, it's just gay porn.