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This One Emoji Question Will Decide What Job You Should Have
You need your license to kill and your double 0's because you should be a spy. It's dangerous work, but somebody's got to do it. James Bond who?
You belong under the sea with the fishes and the mermaids, exploring the depths of the ocean. It's better down where it's wetter, we all know that.
You belong in the circus eating fire five days a week to adoring and cringing crowds. It's hot work, but everybody will be pretty impressed by your skills and non-existent gag reflex.
The job you should have is plain and simple: sleep. You should be a professional bed tester, jumping between the sheets and rating your sleep out of 10. As jobs go, this is a pretty comfy one.
It's a thankless and frustrating job, but somebody's got to do it. Your persistence and level head will make you a great call centre worker.
You should be imparting your exceptional knowledge to the young people of the world. Being a primary school teacher means you can take credit when a pupil in your class goes on to become the next Einstein.
A person with your confidence should be up on the stage, performing exotic dances in barely there outfits. Not saying that you should use a pole as a prop, but it can't hurt.
Like Drake, you're in touch with your feels and sensitive side, which means you'd make a great poet. Let out your inner turmoil and passion and bleed it onto a page for others to marvel at.
Look, being an online cam model might not seem glamorous, but you can earn big bucks doing your thing for customers with big wallets.
You love food. All of the food, and that is why you should be a taste tester. What could possibly be better than being paid to eat? The answer is literally nothing.
You belong out on the farm, tending to the crops and telling your woes to the cows. It's tiring work being up at the crack of dawn, but at least you get to ride in a tractor.
It might be all doom and gloom, but your job should really be as a funeral director. It's not all bad; at least the customers can't complain.
You throw shade an awful lot and are pretty cutthroat about getting to the top, which is why you should be a CEO. You'll be in charge and have all the power, so god help anybody that crosses you.
You're an adventurer at heart, so you should pack the regular job in and become a full-time storm chaser. Running after tornados and photographing lightning, that kind of daredevil thing.
You're a nice, friendly face which is why you'd make a great bridesmaid for hire. Some people don't have many friends and need your services to make it look like they do. You might even find yourself a suitor while you're at it.