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27 Faces You'll Recognise If You Haven't Had Sex In Forever

Sex? I don't know what that is.

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1. When you're trying to count how long it's actually been since you had sex:

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2. And you realise it's been a couple of weeks:

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3. Or worse, a couple of months:

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4. When you don't even know how long it's been anymore:

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5. When you can hear your housemates having sex:

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6. Or you've got to listen to your friends bragging about their sex life:

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7. And the same friends ask you about your sex life knowing you're going through a dry patch:

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8. When you get to the point where you can't even remember what sex is anymore:

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9. When you've been masturbating too much:

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10. And you've been watching too much porn but you're just not into it anymore:

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11. But you still finish anyway:

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12. When somebody asks if you want to watch Netflix with them:

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13. When you're chilling out with somebody you really want to have sex with:

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14. And so you subtly assume the position to let them know you're game:

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15. Or they assume the position and you can't believe your luck:

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16. When you see somebody hot in the street:

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17. And they've got a visible penis outline:

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18. When you finally get laid and you sit on the bed when you're finished:

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19. Or you just lay there in wonderment:

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20. You obviously can't wait to tell your friends:

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21. Who are supportive of your dry patch being watered:

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22. But there's every chance when you get laid, it'll be nothing more than a disappointment:

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23. When you've over-hyped your skills but you can't remember what to do with it:

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24. When the penetration finally happens after so long:

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25. And you've only been going for 10 seconds but you know you're about to blow already:

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26. But you're just happy you haven't forgotten how to do the sex:

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27. And then you hit that dry patch again:

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