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    17 Fucking Infuriating Things That Happen In Every Porno

    "Five seconds later they're bareback fucking with vegetable oil."

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what happens in every porno that annoys them the most. Here's what they said...

    1. "The good old plumber scenario. No one watches porn for groundbreaking narratives but a little exposition wouldn't hurt."

    2. "None of the lesbians I know scissor, like ever."

    3. The goddamn soundtrack.

    4. Two dicks and a baseball bat.

    5. "When the pizza delivery man shows up but no one eats the pizza."

    6. "Straight porn is made with the male gaze in mind, but what about the female gaze?"

    7. When it goes from 0-100 real quick.

    8. Back. The. Fuck. Up.

    9. Those noises.

    10. The rebound fuck.

    11. "When the actors look at the camera."

    12. The commentary.

    13. When they take it out of the butt and put it somewhere else.

    14. "Guys ALWAYS get a blowjob first."

    15. Unrealistic anal expectations.

    16. What about the aftermath?

    17. And don't forget about the milk!

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