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Girl: mom can I be a princess for Halloween? Mom: you gone be my purse and shut the hell up
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Hell is accidentally clicking on someone's Instagram live when it's first starting so ur the only person there n u have to marry them
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"WHOA look at the moon" - Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in.
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1977 v 2017
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My pockets after I waste my money on some dumb shit
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This is bullshit
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In case y’all were wondering why I quit the carwash
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twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin
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me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me
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Hannah is single for a reason
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A museum in Washington DC has a virtual shark tank, telling you to touch the glass if you dare. So, this guy did.
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Babies be walking around with the same potatoe chip in their hand for like 5 hours
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