We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the kinkiest thing they'd ever done. The results were so interesting, I thought I'd make a "would you rather" game out of them. Wanna give it a try?
"I’m in a full-time master/slave dynamic with my partner. One of my biggest kinks is piss play and humiliation. My fondest memory was having 22+ men pee on me while I was wearing a cone of shame. After I'd been peed on, my master forced me to sit in the pee for a long time before being allowed to shower off. It was definitely one of the hottest things I’ve ever done."
"I’m all about the kink: I’ve nursed a grown man like a baby, I've been fisted and then had his penis inserted at the same time, and I've had my vagina stretched with a vaginal speculum."
vote votesI would rather have 22+ men urinate on me
vote votesI would rather be fisted and stretched with a speculum
"My girlfriend and I are into cuckolding. We met a guy and I watched him fuck her in the ass while I sucked her toes. After he came in her ass, I licked it out and we kissed. Five minutes later, she started giving him a blow job again. He came in her mouth, she kissed me, and then spat it into my mouth."
vote votesThe third person being brought into the bedroom to fuck the girlfriend/boyfriend
vote votesThe girlfriend/boyfriend involved in the fucking
vote votesThe cuck licking up the cum
"Whilst my girlfriend’s parents were away for the weekend, we did a bit of naked cooking. She was only wearing an apron whilst I fucked her from behind over the oven. We got our bodily fluids on the food when I pulled out, but we decided to eat it all anyway."
"Once, my ex and I were having sex on his couch and I asked him to cum on my breasts. When he was done, I swirled his semen over each nipple and put my finger in my mouth to lick off the rest. Then I said, 'I’m not cleaning it up. I’m going to leave your cum on me all day.' And I did. We went to the grocery store, the park and out to dinner."
vote votesI would rather eat the cum off the food
vote votesI would rather leave the cum on my body all day
"My girlfriend’s parents were giving me a lift back home from the airport one afternoon. My girlfriend and I were in the backseat, one thing led to another, and I was getting a blowjob. It was the quietest orgasm I’ve ever had."
"I had sex with a girl in her dorm room while we were in the middle of a conversation with her roommate. We just kinda snuggled up under the covers, both facing her roommate. Mid-conversation, she leaned back and whispered, 'I want you inside me'. I just kinda smiled and nodded my way through the conversation while very subtly doing the deed."
vote votesI would rather have oral sex in the back of the car while my parents are driving
vote votesI would rather have sex while talking to my roommate
"My girl has a Daddy/dom fetish. Spanking and impact play are a must, usually coupled with clothespins and nipple clamps. She’s absolutely required to call me Daddy or Sir, and if not, punishment will ensue. There’s something amazing about having a person put their total trust in you and let you completely control and use their body."
"Me and my ex had a party and in the middle of it we stealthily made our way to the back room and while we were having sex I tied her up. When we were done I left her like that and then after an hour I came back and we did it again. Just to be clear, the entire thing was completely consensual."
vote votesThe daddy/dom fetish
vote votesSex in the back room during a party while I'm tied up
"My mother-in-law is a lawyer and has her own office. Me and my husband had sex all over the place: her desk, her secretary's desk, the floor, and even the copy room. One time I was on a desk bigger than the others, but my husband couldn't reach me so he took a big book to step on. When we were done, my husband picked up the book and realised that it was actually the Bible."
"I fucked my boss in the ass using a strap-on while we were in his office during the middle of a work day."
vote votesI would rather have sex on my mother in-law's desk while stood on a Bible
vote votesI would rather have sex with my boss in his office during the working day
"I once drove 30 minutes to a guy’s house with a butt plug in the whole time. The vibrations from the car made me orgasm twice."
"I put on latex gloves and played nurse to my husband. I gave him a prostate exam and started blowing him simultaneously."
vote votesI would rather drive with a butt plug in and orgasm twice
vote votesI would rather play nurse to my partner
"We have this thing where my girlfriend dresses as an iguana and I dress as an armadillo."
–Robert Rio, Facebook
vote votesI would rather be the iguana
vote votesI would rather be the armadillo
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