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The Great Pyramid of Geezer
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Fuck sake
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When you buy Rice Crispies in South London.
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eyaah give us 2's on that karen
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So I tried to pick up £1 that was glued to the floor, these pranksters don't know I'm prepared to take the whole pavement home
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londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices 😂😂 honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london 🙅🙅 enjoy your smog-infested bubble 👋🏻
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Just wait until it rises… #BreadWeek #GBBO
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When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead
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Feel sorry for lads tryna get their bit now, Dua lipas fucked it for everyone
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"I'm not going in,just need to tell my friend something"
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Uh there is something called Naked Attraction on here in london and WHAT TF IS THIS it's dating based on genitals. Like I'm seeing pp's
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Overheard in Edinburgh M&S: angry Scottish mum to her child "No you can't have bloody macaroons Colin who the hell do you think you are?"
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20yrs of personal tube platform expertise and competitive commuting advantage rendered useless by some green paint.
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Net a porter giving the people what they want