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Should You Delete Grindr?

Have you been shaking your tallywhacker about again?

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    Tick all the things you've done while using Grindr:

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    Woken up in the morning and checked Grindr before anything else.
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    Got frustrated when you had no signal to look at Grindr.
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    Got emotional when you didn’t have any messages.
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    Lied about your age.
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    Haven’t filled out your bio.
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    Haven’t filled in your stats.
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    Profile is blank except for “meet now” as a username.
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    Said you’re “just looking for friends” but confirmed you're a bottom in your bio.
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    Used emojis in your username to let others know if you’re a top or bottom.
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    Used a topless picture for your profile.
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    Used a topless picture in your profile but said you’re “just looking for friends”.
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    Uploaded a picture of you in underwear for your profile.
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    Asked “top or bottom” immediately after saying hello.
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    Asked “top or bottom” before saying hello.
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    Downloaded and paid for Grindr Xtra.
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    Downloaded and paid for Grindr Xtra just so you can see more men.
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    Downloaded Hornet and Scruff because Grindr just isn’t enough.
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    Know all the men in your area off by heart.
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    Have more than 10 favourites.
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    Spoken to someone and then remembered you’ve slept with them before.
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    Sent pics claiming to be someone else.
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    Sent old pics of Channing Tatum pretending that it’s you.
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    Sent a pic in questionable underwear.
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    Sent a dick pic.
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    Sent a dick pic instead of saying hello.
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    Created an entire folder of pictures ready to send.
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    Have more than 10 Grindr dick pics on your phone.
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    Have an entire folder of pictures other people have sent you.
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    Stopped speaking to someone after they’ve sent more pics.
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    Used Grindr at work.
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    Hooked up with someone from Grindr on your lunch break.
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    Used Grindr while on a family day out.
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    Used Grindr while at church on Sunday.
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    Used Grindr on Christmas Day.
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    Used Grindr to look for birthday sex.
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    Used Grindr while on a night out.
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    Left a night out early for a Grindr hook-up.
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    Used Grindr on holiday despite roaming charges.
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    Looked at the men immediately after arriving in a new location.
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    Met a complete stranger for sex.
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    Met multiple strangers at once for sex.
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    Met up with a tourist to “show them around”.
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    Only slept with people from Grindr.
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    Blocked someone after hooking up with them.
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    Blocked someone for no reason at all.
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    Reached the block limit almost every day.
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    Saved more than one person in your phone book with the last name Grindr.
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    Screenshotted a Grindr conversation and tweeted it.
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    Used Grindr even though you have a boyfriend.
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    Both you and your boyfriend have separate Grindr profiles.
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    Tweeted saying “I’m deleting Grindr”
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    Told your friends you’re deleting Grindr.
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    Had friends tell YOU to delete Grindr.
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