Changed your profile picture when it didn’t get more than 10 likesChanged your profile picture when it didn’t get more than 50 likesDeleted your profile picture when it didn’t get more than 50 likesDeleted a picture your friend tagged you in because you thought you looked uglyHad more than 500 friendsHad more than 1,000 friendsHad more than 2,000 friendsAccepted a friend request from someone you didn’t knowSent a friend request to someone you didn’t knowBeen scrolling through your newsfeed and not known who half the people areRelied on your notifications to remind you when it’s a friend’s birthdayUploaded a picture of all your birthday presentsUploaded a picture of all your Christmas presentsSorted all of your pictures into albumsPosted a status a dayPosted over five statuses in a daySet your status to “Goodnight Facebook” when going to bedUsed Facebook as a dating siteUsed Facebook to stalk an exUsed Facebook to stalk a crushUsed Facebook to stalk your current partnerGot paranoid that your partner was cheating on you after you saw Kelis like his Facebook pictureShared a video because you thought it was funnyShared nothing but videosNot known anything about the news unless you saw it on FacebookUsed Facebook to find out somebody’s dirty laundrySet your relationship status to “engaged” with your BFFSet your relationship status to “married” with your BFFRecorded every relationship you’ve ever had through your relationship statusChanged your relationship status to “it’s complicated”Passive-aggressively complained about someone in a Facebook status without tagging themComplained about someone and tagged the person in it bc no fucks are given hereScrolled through Facebook the instant you woke upScrolled through Facebook the instant you woke up and was therefore late to workGone on Liam’s Facebook because you know he’s kicking off at his boyfriend and you need your lunchtime entertainmentLooked at Facebook while at workLooked at Facebook while on a family day outLooked at Facebook while at a funeralGiven somebody your Facebook instead of your numberChecked in when you’ve gone to the gymChecked in at the first-class lounge of an airport to let everybody know you’re hustlingChecked in whenever you’ve left the houseMeasured your worth based on how many people write “Happy birthday” on your wallPlayed Facebook games every so oftenPlayed Facebook games basically every dayWoken up early to tend to your crops and livestock on FarmvilleHad to leave work early to tend to your crops and livestock on FarmvilleLeft a club because it had no signal to look through FacebookScrolled through Facebook when your friend was running lateTold your friend you’re five minutes away when you were really still in bed scrolling through FacebookPosted a throwback from TimehopRanted about how shit Facebook is on FacebookThreatened to deactivate your Facebook account bc you just couldn’t deal anymoreDeactivated your Facebook accountReactivated it the next day because you just couldn’t live without it
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