20 Insane Sex Stories That'll Make You Re-Evaluate Your Sex Life
You'll never watch Mean Girls the same again.
1. The church closet.
"In one of the closets at the church during my mother’s wedding. After the ceremony she and her new husband were posing for pictures so my boyfriend and I snuck away for a quickie."
2. The rabbi's bed.
"I had sex In the rabbi's bed. My boyfriend and I had been invited there for dinner and after-dinner debate. After dinner we slipped out of sight for a few minutes and nobody suspected anything."
– Sarah, Facebook
3. The Bethesda Fountain.
"My boyfriend and I were walking through Central Park late one night while no one was around. We got to the Bethesda Fountain, started making out, stripped down, got into the fountain, and had sex with the water falling on us."
4. The firetruck.
"I did it on a firetruck once at the firehouse I was a member of. It was super intense because we didn’t know if there would be a call where we’d have to rush to get our clothes on and get out of there before everyone else saw."
5. The university library.
"I had sex in my university’s library in between two aisles of book shelves while classes were going on. His jizz is still there stained on the floor."
6. The Mean Girls set.
"One time my boyfriend (now husband) worked in props on the movie set of Mean Girls and after they finished with the set of Regina's room, they were supposed to tear it down. After hours, we had sex on the bed and in the tub."
7. The concert.
"I had sex standing up in the crowd at a Coheed and Cambria concert."
– Submitted by Jason Cranford, Facebook
8. The cereal aisle.
"I had sex in the cereal aisle at the grocery store that my father worked in. He was off that night, thankfully."
9. The Super Bowl.
"I had sex at Super Bowl XLIX (2015). My boyfriend and I went into the bathroom right before halftime. We managed a very short quickie before someone knocked loudly and said, 'I know what you’re doing!' It was a thrilling experience at a thrilling game."
10. The college bus.
"On a bus, with the dean of my college sleeping in the seat in front of us."
11. The teacher's lounge.
"In my junior year of high school, I had sex on top of the table in the teacher's lounge after school."
12. The crawl space.
"I had sex in a crawl space underneath a house."
– Submitted by Marinda Belle, Facebook
13. The jet ski.
"An ex and I were at his beach house. We took a jet ski out for a ride and stopped near a big rock in the middle of the bay. We wound up doing it right on top of the jet ski as it just drifted on the water."
14. The ferris wheel.
"175 ft up in the air on the giant wheel in Seattle that overlooks Elliot Bay on Pier 57. It was Valentine's day too."
15. The ghost tour.
"I used to work as a ghost tour guide in a haunted old jail. During the tour a "ghost" kidnaps my group so that I can take a 15 minute break. During this break me and the guy I was dating at the time were hiding in an employee only area of the jail and ended up enjoying each other’s company. But I missed my cue to ”save” my group from the ghost at the end of my break. I burst out of the room in the dark, not knowing that the guy came on my skirt."
18. The home plate.
"I had sex on the home plate of the baseball diamond at the college I did my undergrad at one night."
19. The waterfall.
"Last year, for our anniversary, my ex and I had sex on the creak bank at the bottom of a waterfall."
20. The sister's car.
"I gave my ex a blowjob in the backseat of the car on the way to the beach while my sister was driving and her friend was in the passenger seat. At one point I made eye contact with the poor boy in the front, but he never said anything."
Note: submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.