Can We Guess How Many Times You Had Sex In 2015?
You had sex. All the sex. Too much sex. All the time. Basically every day was sex day for you. You had so much sex, it's a wonder you managed to fit anything else in.
You had all the sex you could have, which was quite a lot. This is probably why you had such a good year. It came with gusto. And then came again.
You had sex exactly 104 times in 2015, which averages out to twice a week. That's a fair lot of loving. You can look back on 2015 with fondness.
You did the sex a reasonable amount of times in 2015. It doesn't sound like a lot, but 30 equates to over twice a month. The rest of the time, you're probably just happy to sort yourself out.
You only got to do the freak in the sheets dance once this year. But like they say, it's not about quantity, it's about quality. For your sake let's hope it was a showstopper.
So basically you were the Virgin Mary of 2015, but that's OK. You'd rather just sit at home, stuff your face with pizza, and Netflix and chill alone. Sex is overrated anyway.