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24 Signs Your Best Friend Is The Worst Wingman In The History Of Ever

Do you sense my tone right now? That’s me telling you to stop, for the love of God.

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1. Your best friend is great in almost every way. ALMOST.

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2. One area they fail in? Being the perfect wingman.

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3. Like seriously, you love them to bits but why are they trying to ruin your love life?

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4. For example, you'll be out together and you're trying to really subtly tell them there's a bae at two o'clock and they're like, "OMG WHERE?!"

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To make it worse, they don't even just shout this at you, they shout it for the entire club to hear too.

5. Or when you tell them there's a bae at two o'clock and they manically point across the dance floor, much to your shame.

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6. Or after you tell them and they haven't outed you completely, they'll try to subtly slide over so you can dance next to bae for a while.

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7. Which is a nice gesture, until they start pulling funny faces and wiggling their eyebrows while bae can clearly see.

8. Somehow, despite your best friend’s attempts to derail your chances, you manage to start talking to bae.

Your bestie is so blind drunk, however, that they think it's time to make a funny.
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Your bestie is so blind drunk, however, that they think it's time to make a funny.

9. Like asking if you got your STI results back.

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10. Or, even worse, asking if your STI results were better than last time.

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11. Sometimes they might invite bae to come and sit down with you and your other friends. Which would be a grand idea if your best friend was a perfect wingman.

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12. Of course, you know your best friend is going to say something pretty dumb, even though they're probably just trying to help.

13. Like, "My friend here is really amazing in bed."

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Thanks for the compliment, friendling, but maybe this wasn't the right moment in my newly formed relationship to spring that one out.

14. Or when your best buddy accidentally drops in that you still live at home with your parents.

Which is absolutely great because who didn't have that on their list of requirements for potential partners?
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Which is absolutely great because who didn't have that on their list of requirements for potential partners?

15. At some point during the night, your best friend probably just point-blank gives up trying to help you out and starts on the "Hey, remember that time when..." stories, which are always a winner.

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16. "Remember that time in Magaluf when..."

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17. "Remember that work party when you..."

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18. It gets to a point where you're like, "DUDE, I love you to bits and this friendship is my fav, but please put a goddamn lid on it."

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19. Or have you ever thought that your best friend is otherwise occupied so you can try and horrendously flirt with bae, only for your best friend to literally bounce into the conversation all loud and proud while you're dying inside?

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20. Best intentions aside, you're seriously thinking about sending your friend to wingman bootcamp to brush up their skills.

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21. Fortunately they're your best friend so you love them anyway.

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22. Despite the fact they're an absolute doofus and will probably ruin your entire love life.

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23. Then again, you're probably just as bad a wingman, so the blame's on both of you really.

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24. But hey, at least you have each other!

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