Skip To Content
  • Sponsoredro badge

I'm Just Saying, If You Were A Pommel Horse Hot Men Would Be On Top Of You All Day

Hot men straddling you all day? Where do I sign up?

1. If you were a pommel horse, hot men would be on top of you all day.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

2. And that's plural, meaning you don't even need to choose which hot man because they all get a go on you.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

3. In fact you could have two hot men use you at once, which is hard to say no to.

4. If you were a pommel horse, hot men would climb you like a tree.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

5. They would mount you.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

6. They would sit on you.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

7. Fuck, they'd even do the splits on top of you.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

8. If you were a pommel horse, hot men like Sam would get on top and ride you.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

9. And if you were really lucky, guys like Oliver would literally just fall on top of you.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

10. If you were a pommel horse, you'd get more than one decent handjob a day.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

11. In fact hot men would blow you frequently.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

12. Hot men would concentrate on nothing but you for at least 90 seconds.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

13. And they would look at you with such passion and lust.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

14. If you were a pommel horse, you could inspect biceps all day.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

15. Or you could experiment with which country makes the best lovers.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

16. It would be tiring work being used all day, but there are worst jobs in the world.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

17. Unfortunately there is a downside to being a pommel horse because hot men would use you and leave you for someone else, like Kristian who's gone to the rings.

Alex Livesey / Getty Images

18. And Christopher, who's literally jumping on top of the vault in front of your eyes.

Scott Halleran / Getty Images

19. But at the end of the day, you’d always take them back because… well, just look at them.

Sign up for BuzzFeed's Rio Roundup newsletter to get the hottest news each day of the games!



If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up!