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I'm Just Saying, If You Were A Pommel Horse Hot Men Would Be On Top Of You All Day

Hot men straddling you all day? Where do I sign up?

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1. If you were a pommel horse, hot men would be on top of you all day.

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2. And that's plural, meaning you don't even need to choose which hot man because they all get a go on you.

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3. In fact you could have two hot men use you at once, which is hard to say no to.

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4. If you were a pommel horse, hot men would climb you like a tree.

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5. They would mount you.

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6. They would sit on you.

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7. Fuck, they'd even do the splits on top of you.

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8. If you were a pommel horse, hot men like Sam would get on top and ride you.

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9. And if you were really lucky, guys like Oliver would literally just fall on top of you.

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10. If you were a pommel horse, you'd get more than one decent handjob a day.

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11. In fact hot men would blow you frequently.

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12. Hot men would concentrate on nothing but you for at least 90 seconds.

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13. And they would look at you with such passion and lust.

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14. If you were a pommel horse, you could inspect biceps all day.

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15. Or you could experiment with which country makes the best lovers.

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16. It would be tiring work being used all day, but there are worst jobs in the world.

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17. Unfortunately there is a downside to being a pommel horse because hot men would use you and leave you for someone else, like Kristian who's gone to the rings.

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18. And Christopher, who's literally jumping on top of the vault in front of your eyes.

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19. But at the end of the day, you’d always take them back because… well, just look at them.

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