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When you have to make a vital decision every morning.
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When you check the weather for the day ahead.
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When you save every little thing so you can pull it back out and use it in an argument later.
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When your heart is broken so you hit them where it hurts.
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When you don't have any other comeback so you resort to petty.
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When they text you in the morning like they weren't acting up the night before.
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When you're 80 and the petty still hasn't left your bloodstream.
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When you decide you all have to be in this together.
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When you're left at home alone.
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When you follow their orders just to be petty.
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When you need proof that they're not lying.
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When you get her what she really needs in this life.
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When you love to read.
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When you give someone a chance to back the fuck up.
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When you're trying to pep-talk the petty out of you.
16.
When you miss your favourite band so much it makes you sad.
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When the petty "K" comes out to the play.
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When you've been holding it in and the chance finally arises.
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When you've got no time for those phone call games.
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When you still don't know her.
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When you finally find a place for you and your pettiness to reside.
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When not even death can stop you being petty.
