So I think I have the answer for when this Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift feud will end – never. And if I can't be excluded from the narrative, then I'm dragging you along for the ride with me, so buckle up.
In case your petty radar hasn't beeped you into the drama, here's the very, very, very brief version of events...
Well, it seems that the feud is far from ending, because people think Katy just took another shot at Taylor on American Idol. It started when a contestant apologised to Katy before saying that he looks up to Taylor Swift.
Katy fended any initial awkwardness off by saying it was obviously OK.
But the contestant really wanted his love of Taylor Swift to be known.
Which is when the awkward shade was thrown.
People immediately picked up on it.
Katy Perry throwing shade at Taylor Swift #AmericanIdol
Because nothing gets past Twitter's Shade Police.
THIS GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL SAID HE LOVES TAYLOR SWIFT AND KATY PERRY GOES “I... like her too... as a....songwriter...” SKXNSJDBSJXBDB