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We Need To Talk About Beyoncé

Beysus, version 2016, is here for the crown.

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In 2013, our lord and saviour Beyoncé looked down from the heavens and decided to bless us with one of the most flawless albums of all time.

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But although she followed it up with the Platinum Edition box set in 2014, our thirst for B6 wasn't quite quenched.

In 2015, Beyoncé popped up here and there to remind us of her eternal glory.

Like when everybody thought she was skipping the Met Gala but she actually arrived last and did this.

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The Louvre will probably replace the Mona Lisa with a replica of this FLAWLESS weave.

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It's rumoured that just one Beyoncé follicle contains enough magic to cure the world of all evil.

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We learnt that Beyoncé's superpowers can be passed on through DNA.

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Here's Blue Ivy, looking like she's about to leave Destiny's Child and embark on her solo career.

And if that weren't enough wig snatching, immediately after the concert had finished, the Formation World Tour was announced.

Take all our coins, queen, take the whole damn purse.

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