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25 Tweets That Are So Good They Deserve To Be In The Twitter Hall Of Fame

The inductees into the totally not fake Twitter Hall of Fame are...

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i’m “if we haven’t left before 10pm, i’m not going.” years old.

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invite me to the party but don't expect me to come

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me sending "lol" in the group chat once a week

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I find it very rude and offensive when I buy something and the money comes out of my account

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A guy at work asked me to cover his shift so he could take his girl to winter wonderland awwww so sweet (I said no)

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Me explaining to my friends how to fix their relationships whilst my single ass hasn't dated a single person in 19… https://t.co/lJwRAhSIdP

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And they never laughed and called him names again.

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goodnight does not mean i’m going to bed. it means i’m no longer open for conversation so do not text me after i sa… https://t.co/dkGl4vU4qA

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when I tell someone off and then realize I was wrong

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me and my gay friends at the gates trying to convince god to let us into heaven

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First person to see an eclipse: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…oh okay

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me: omg i look so cute right now my front camera:

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*picks good porn, locks bedroom door, plugs headphones, whips dick out* Me to my meat :

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my mutuals with my retweets vs them with my tweets

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"Nice try," I tell my landlord. "But it's not a pet. This cat is a sovereign citizen who freely associates with us."

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I call this the “might make another sandwich might not”

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