What Is The Secret Nickname For Your Penis?
Your manhood has an unrivalled ego and that's why you should nickname it Kanye. It has a mind of its own and never smiles for the camera. Not everyone likes it, but they know it's hella talented.
Just like Burt Reynolds, your peen is a classic. Nether region hairstyles might come in and out of fashion, but no matter the dick trend, you'll always be in vogue. And just like a classic, lovers will always come back for more.
You've got the muscle that everybody loves to work out. You don't need to brag about what's going on downstairs, you just wait until Russell can do the talking for himself.
You've got that thing to make them sing. Whenever you get Mr Wonka out, you'll be pleased by the jaw-dropping reaction you get back.
Just like Harry, your Houdini's magic tricks are something to be marvelled at. You favour au natural over the bald eagle and keep the hedge trimmers away from your groin. It might be lost in its own little forest, but that doesn't make it any less great!
Your twig and berries have an infamous reputation surrounding it. You're the talk of the town and people are dying to catch you. With reputation comes responsibility, so be careful what you do with that thing!