19 Things All Non-Kinky People Know To Be True
Forever stuck in a loop of sending sexts saying kinky things I'll never do IRL.
Chances are you think you're pretty kinky. In fact, you're almost 100% sure of it.
But in reality the kinkiest thing you've ever done is eat a stray crumb that's fallen into your cleavage.
You send really wild sexts while chuckling to yourself like, "Yeah I'm kinky AF."
But you never actually think you're gonna have to do what you said in those texts.
So there's that moment of panic when you actually see the person you've been sexting and have to decide whether to back up what you've been saying or tap the fuck out.
TBH any position that's not missionary is pretty kinky to you.
It's only when you hear the names of some of the other positions, like the tominagi, that you're left confused AF.
You probably own a set of handcuffs that are stuffed in the back of your drawer.
And if you have used them, they only come out on special occasions when you're trying to spice things up and pull out all the stops.
You're down with some light bondage, but you don't know what exists beyond that line.
So the idea of being tied down with rope terrifies you a little bit.
There are a load of sex toys you've never even heard of before.
And some toys that just scare the living crap out of you.
You're always looking for inspiration, but reading Fifty Shades of Grey is as far as you've ever got.
You might like the idea of being kinky, but you're just not really down with the reality.
For example, the thought of having sex somewhere you could be caught is kinda hot but it's just not practical.
TBH you don't even know what counts as "kinky" anymore.
So when someone tells you a kinky story that's actually happened, you're a bit like whoa there wtf calm down.
And that's when you start to realise you're more vanilla than you thought you were and hey, you're OK with that.
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