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22 Expensive Items Of Clothing That Are So Ugly, They'll Give You Nightmares

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1. Have you ever had that moment when you can't decide whether to go out wearing cargo trousers or pinstripe trousers? Panic no more, you can wear both at the same time for £1,190.

2. Alternatively, if you're a dude you can pay £351.34 to look like you're a four year old that's come in from playing in the park and is about to get grounded for ruining their best jeans.

7. For the luxury of calling yourself "staff", you'll only need to pay £435. The added bonus is you can maybe get into concerts for free by turning up in this hoodie.

9. You know when a student is revising for their exams and their books are a mess of post-it notes marking all the pages they think they need? You can look like that book for £410 if you want.

10. Did you know you can also look like several sweets from a Quality Street tin at the same time? All you've got to do is pay £2,095 for the pleasure.

11. In 2017, you can pay £165 for a T-shirt that makes you look like you need a first class stamp before the postman tries to shove you through a letterbox.

13. For £410, you can actually buy this rubber vest. Unfortunately the T-shirt doesn't come with it, but summer's just around the corner so don't panic!

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