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20 Things You'll Understand If You've Ever Had Anal Sex

You deserve a medal. All the medals.

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1. Sometimes it hurts. Let's just get that out of the way.

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You might not have had your back door knocked at for a while. But just remember if it hurts, use more lube or go slower; it's not a race!

4. Porn stars make anal look easy but you know for a fact it isn't.

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Basically don't think you're doing it wrong because it doesn't look like it does in porn. Porn stars are paid to make it look easy.

7. Sometimes you think you're ready and then it goes in and there's a sharp intake of breath and you've got to tell the geezer to get it out now.

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But sometimes it goes in and you're so fucking ready for it. It's like ET phoning home.

8. You know there's nothing worse than someone who just doesn't know what they're doing with their dick.

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Those people that slam away without a care in the world are the absolute worst. Ban them.

9. You've had to make the decision of whether you're going to eat something heavy or have a dick in your butt.

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Eating something heavy before having a dick in your butt is only going to end badly.

17. You get pissed off when people don't give you the appropriate credit.

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Having a dick in your ass is hard, pun very much intended; give people who take it in the butt a fucking medal.

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