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Literally Just 24 Tweets About 2015

Retweet for Netflix and chill, favourite for Donald Trump.

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january 2015: this will be my year september 2015: well shit

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Listen google, it's 2015. I need you to figure out who I'm talking about when I type "that one guy in that movie I didn't like."

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1886: We invented a car! 1903: We invented a plane! 1969: We went to the moon! ... ... ... ... ... ... 2015: Taco Emoji!

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"2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS," I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle.

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2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over

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The difference between Donald Trump in 2015 and Adolf Hitler in 1922 is

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Just saw a girl get splashed by puddle water when a Prius drove past bc she was looking at her iPhone 6 & vaping, what a 2015 experience

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i like 2015 so far because it's given me the opportunity to like two different justin bieber songs and i love growing!!!!!!

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Trying to make a joke that doesn't offend anyone in 2015

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been playing a game of monopoly: 2015 edition for 8 weeks, we're just going around the board, nobody can afford anything

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[2000] "why do u want a tattoo?" To express myself, to be an individual [2015] "Why don't u have a tattoo?" To stand out & be an individual

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1950: "hey you're cute wanna get a milkshake" 2015: *slides in dms, refuse to text first, Netflix and chill* lol I hate the world

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The year is 2015. Every celebrity couple has split up. 7,000,000 people are running for president. Guns have guns. Taylor Swift is our God.

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"Yeah, well your dog isn't a rescue, your snacks are processed and everyone knows you're vaccinated" - how a kid talks shit in 2015

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"what was life like in 2015 grandma?" "we watched vines & animal videos to numb the pain of daily life, dear"

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Draco and the Malfoys look like they about to drop the hottest Wizard Pop track of 2015

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cluedo (original): reverend green in the study with the lead pipe cluedo (2015): dapper laughs in the work place with the banter

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tweetbot keyword mute pack for feb 2015 "making twitter good again"

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A tech company demonstrated a drone that is controlled directly by the user’s brain. It was part of the 2015 What Could Go Wrong? Festival.

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I found this photo of your grandpa from 2015. "He was a lumberjack?" He worked in an office. He just dressed like that because he was awful.

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How come it's 2015 and there ain't a My Plus-Sized Pony? Kids are gonna grow up with pony issues and whatnot.

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In 2015 Columbus would just be another guy on Twitter with a gofundme trying to get to America so he can fuck some cashier who lives in Iowa

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I would be more impressed if Back to the Future had predicted that by 2015 we would all be wasting our lives on the internet