I'm Karl and my dick is 8 inches.I'm Jim and my dick is 6.5 inches.I'm Dan and my dick is 9 inches.I'm Peter and my dick is 6 inches.I'm Luke and my dick is 8.5 inches.I'm Rich and my dick is 9.73 inches.I'm Lee and my dick is 7 inches.I'm Haydn and my dick is 5 inches.I'm Sam and my dick is 7.5 inches.Via Thinkstock
Can You Spot The Guy Who's Lying About His Dick Size?
Karl is very happy with his manhood, even if it is hard to hide in his sweatpants.
Jim hasn't measured in a while but it was all there the last time he checked.
Dan uses the magic number 9, but in reality 3 of those inches don't exist. He measured it one time and read the 6 upside down. Easy mistake tbh.
Peter is an exact 6 and knows what he's doing with it.
Luke never forgets to tell you about that extra half an inch.
Rich measures his dick every 11 days to check if it's reached double digits.
Lee doesn't lie. What's the point? You're going to get found out anyway.
Haydn has better things to do with his time than lie about his dick size.
Sam is sad about people who lie. They're only cheating themselves.