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18 Problems All People Who Stay Up Late Will Understand

I ~will~ have an early night tomorrow.

1. You probably have a million and one important things to do but you just sit and watch reruns instead.

2. You start planning how you're going to make your life better.

3. But this leads you into thinking way too much.

4. And your feels think it's time to make their presence known.

5. You're just as likely to text your crush something dumb as you are when you're drunk.

6. You expect that you'll be up all night receiving cute texts because they do this in the movies.

7. In reality, nobody's awake to talk to.

8. The only person you have for company is the sign language translator on the TV.

9. You tell yourself you'll definitely go to bed in 10 minutes.

10. It gets so late that you start to hear noises and think you're about to get butchered by Freddy Krueger.

11. In the morning, there's nothing but regret for staying up so late.

12. You refuse to listen to your alarm because nothing can be as important today as sleep.

13. And everybody seems out to purposefully annoy the living fuck out of you.

14. You'll be too tired to follow through on those plans you were thinking of to give yourself a better life.

15. You look like death on a plate for the entire day because you just want your bed.

16. You swear you'll have an early night because you refuse to go through this hell again.

17. You get into bed and you're not really tired but it doesn't matter because you're going to force yourself to go to sleep early tonight.

18. It's 3am and you're still awake. Fuck it.