Tried to say something sexyFailedTried to say something in a seductive voiceWished you hadn't as soon as you attempted itTried to eat seductivelyEnded up with food all around your faceAttempted to perform a strip teaseFailed miserablyNot realised somebody was hitting on you until it was too lateThought somebody was flirting with you when actually they weren’tThought about what you should have said after the moment’s come and goneReplied to your crush’s text within less than a minute of receiving itReplied to your crush’s text within less than a minute after they took three days to reply to yoursSaid something stupid after somebody complimented youBecame incredibly awkward around somebody you want to flirt withIgnored somebody because they were flirting with you and you didn’t know what to doUsed being jokingly mean as a flirting techniqueTried to tell a joke but failed completelyTook it too far and ended up offending the personAsked your best friend for advice on how to flirtAsked more than one friend for advice on how to flirtAsked your best friend to text your crush for you so you don’t mess it upHad to ask your friends if somebody is actually into you because you literally have no clueOverthought everything someone has said to you to decipher whether or not they were actually flirting with youNot been on a date in the last monthNot been on a date in the last two monthsCan’t even remember how long it’s been since you last went on a dateNever been on a date everGoogled chat-up lines so as to be better prepared for any flirting situationUsed a chat-up line in real lifeImmediately regretted doing soUsed a quote from a movie to flirtUsed a quote from a book to flirtFlirted with people online because you’re too scared to do it in personFlirted brilliantly with someone through text and then fucked it up in personTaken more than 10 minutes to write a flirty text because you wanted it to be perfectUsed the Facebook poke as a subtle form of flirtingLiked every single one of your crush’s statuses to try to get their attentionFavourited a tweet as a subtle form of flirtingLiked a handful of somebody's pictures on Instagram as a form of flirtingBought a pet so as not to be too sad about your inability to flirtAccepted you’re going to be single forever
How Bad At Flirting Are You Actually?
Your mascot should be a unicorn because you are a rare breed. You're one of very few who can actually flirt and you do it like a pro. Everybody should be coming to you for tips.
You're a little bit rusty and out of touch, but your flirting isn't point blank terrible. You might stumble a little to begin with, but once you've warmed up, there's no stopping you.
Not everybody can be good at flirting, and unfortunately you are proof of this. While you're not the absolute worst, your flirting technique sometimes borders on either incredibly awkward or incredibly rude. Loosen up!
You're definitely not the smoothest flirter ever; in fact, you're far from it. Sorry to break it to you, but your flirting is terrible at best. But keep on trying, practice makes perfect.
When it comes to bad flirting, you are in the elite. Unfortunately there seems to be no hope for you, but hey, that's what pets are for. And who needs people when you can have a puppy?