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How Bad At Flirting Are You Actually?

Don't panic. If it all goes belly up you can just buy a puppy.

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  1. Tick off all the things you've done:

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    Tried to say something sexy
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    Failed
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    Tried to say something in a seductive voice
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    Wished you hadn't as soon as you attempted it
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    Tried to eat seductively
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    Ended up with food all around your face
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    Attempted to perform a strip tease
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    Failed miserably
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    Not realised somebody was hitting on you until it was too late
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    Thought somebody was flirting with you when actually they weren’t
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    Thought about what you should have said after the moment’s come and gone
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    Replied to your crush’s text within less than a minute of receiving it
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    Replied to your crush’s text within less than a minute after they took three days to reply to yours
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    Said something stupid after somebody complimented you
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    Became incredibly awkward around somebody you want to flirt with
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    Ignored somebody because they were flirting with you and you didn’t know what to do
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    Used being jokingly mean as a flirting technique
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    Tried to tell a joke but failed completely
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    Took it too far and ended up offending the person
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    Asked your best friend for advice on how to flirt
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    Asked more than one friend for advice on how to flirt
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    Asked your best friend to text your crush for you so you don’t mess it up
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    Had to ask your friends if somebody is actually into you because you literally have no clue
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    Overthought everything someone has said to you to decipher whether or not they were actually flirting with you
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    Not been on a date in the last month
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    Not been on a date in the last two months
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    Can’t even remember how long it’s been since you last went on a date
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    Never been on a date ever
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    Googled chat-up lines so as to be better prepared for any flirting situation
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    Used a chat-up line in real life
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    Immediately regretted doing so
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    Used a quote from a movie to flirt
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    Used a quote from a book to flirt
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    Flirted with people online because you’re too scared to do it in person
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    Flirted brilliantly with someone through text and then fucked it up in person
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    Taken more than 10 minutes to write a flirty text because you wanted it to be perfect
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    Used the Facebook poke as a subtle form of flirting
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    Liked every single one of your crush’s statuses to try to get their attention
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    Favourited a tweet as a subtle form of flirting
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    Liked a handful of somebody's pictures on Instagram as a form of flirting
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    Bought a pet so as not to be too sad about your inability to flirt
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    Accepted you’re going to be single forever
 
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