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How Bad At Flirting Are You Actually?

Don't panic. If it all goes belly up you can just buy a puppy.

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  1. Tick off all the things you've done:

    Tried to say something sexy
    Failed
    Tried to say something in a seductive voice
    Wished you hadn't as soon as you attempted it
    Tried to eat seductively
    Ended up with food all around your face
    Attempted to perform a strip tease
    Failed miserably
    Not realised somebody was hitting on you until it was too late
    Thought somebody was flirting with you when actually they weren’t
    Thought about what you should have said after the moment’s come and gone
    Replied to your crush’s text within less than a minute of receiving it
    Replied to your crush’s text within less than a minute after they took three days to reply to yours
    Said something stupid after somebody complimented you
    Became incredibly awkward around somebody you want to flirt with
    Ignored somebody because they were flirting with you and you didn’t know what to do
    Used being jokingly mean as a flirting technique
    Tried to tell a joke but failed completely
    Took it too far and ended up offending the person
    Asked your best friend for advice on how to flirt
    Asked more than one friend for advice on how to flirt
    Asked your best friend to text your crush for you so you don’t mess it up
    Had to ask your friends if somebody is actually into you because you literally have no clue
    Overthought everything someone has said to you to decipher whether or not they were actually flirting with you
    Not been on a date in the last month
    Not been on a date in the last two months
    Can’t even remember how long it’s been since you last went on a date
    Never been on a date ever
    Googled chat-up lines so as to be better prepared for any flirting situation
    Used a chat-up line in real life
    Immediately regretted doing so
    Used a quote from a movie to flirt
    Used a quote from a book to flirt
    Flirted with people online because you’re too scared to do it in person
    Flirted brilliantly with someone through text and then fucked it up in person
    Taken more than 10 minutes to write a flirty text because you wanted it to be perfect
    Used the Facebook poke as a subtle form of flirting
    Liked every single one of your crush’s statuses to try to get their attention
    Favourited a tweet as a subtle form of flirting
    Liked a handful of somebody's pictures on Instagram as a form of flirting
    Bought a pet so as not to be too sad about your inability to flirt
    Accepted you’re going to be single forever

How Bad At Flirting Are You Actually?

Your mascot should be a unicorn because you are a rare breed. You're one of very few who can actually flirt and you do it like a pro. Everybody should be coming to you for tips.

You're actually insanely good Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You're a little bit rusty and out of touch, but your flirting isn't point blank terrible. You might stumble a little to begin with, but once you've warmed up, there's no stopping you.

Your flirting needs some work Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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Not everybody can be good at flirting, and unfortunately you are proof of this. While you're not the absolute worst, your flirting technique sometimes borders on either incredibly awkward or incredibly rude. Loosen up!

Your flirting is pretty bad Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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You're definitely not the smoothest flirter ever; in fact, you're far from it. Sorry to break it to you, but your flirting is terrible at best. But keep on trying, practice makes perfect.

Your flirting is a complete shit show Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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When it comes to bad flirting, you are in the elite. Unfortunately there seems to be no hope for you, but hey, that's what pets are for. And who needs people when you can have a puppy?

Your flirting is the absolute worst Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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