Jennifer Lawrence Just Got Candid About Sex, Dick, And STIs

"Dick is dangerous" – Jennifer Lawrence, 2018.

By now you'll probably know that Jennifer Lawrence is basically an open book. There is almost no topic she's not willing to tackle head on.

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So what was the topic of her most recent discussion? Dick.

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Yes, you read that right, ladies and gents we're here to talk about the twig and berries.

Talking to Howard Stern, Jennifer said: "I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends."

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"I talk like I like it, but I don’t really do it."

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But it was while talking about the fact that she's a germophobe that Jennifer said the one thing that I now want printed, framed, and hung in every room of my house – "Dick is dangerous."

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In my alternate reality, that's what Jen was telling Salma Hayek at the Oscars.

Did you hear that, people of the congregation? DICK. IS. DANGEROUS.

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Here she is absolutely not telling Meryl Streep the same thing.

She then went into her fear of catching something through sex, saying, "I have made it this far without an STI. ... If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am."

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My alternate version of the Oscars is great because here's Jimmy Kimmel thinking Jen was joking when she told him that dick is dangerous.

Opening up about her love life further, Jen admitted that she hasn't had sex "in a very long time" but "would like to have a relationship".

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Which is not what this heart to heart was about at all, but I would really like to know what they were talking about.

So, what's the moral of the story? All together now... DICK IS DANGEROUS. And don't you forget it.

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