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The friend zone was invented on this day in 1941.
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Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell
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It took Peta two hunger games and a war to escape the friend zone, so maybe y'all shouldn't complain so much.
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"When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."
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I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating.
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I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.
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Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board. I can't even get lucky in the spirit world.
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Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.
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what it's like trying to avoid the friendzone
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You call it the Friend Zone. I call it Palcatraz.
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Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. "Your crush" has added you to list "Friend Zone".
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I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
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Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be stepson-zoned. I will literally marry your dad and stepson zone you. Try me
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"@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents"
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Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy.
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I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag
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Drake sounds better when you're in the friendzone
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"@UnluckyBrian: Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned."
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I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone.