1.
To the first customer of the day, who wants to create a whole heap of fuckery 30 seconds after the doors open:
2.
To the customer who's trying to sneak three items into the fitting rooms while saying they only have two:
3.
To the customer who leaves the clothes on the floor in the fitting rooms:
4.
To the customer who's kicking up a mighty fuss because the store doesn't have their size in stock.
5.
To the customers that pick up an item, decide they don't want it, and put it down in the complete wrong section:
6.
To the customer that is letting their children play tag while they find a suitable outfit for the weekend:
7.
To the customer that has 743 questions about one jacket:
8.
To the customer that thinks everything in the store is overpriced:
9.
To the customer who comments on how you're looking a little under the weather:
10.
To the customer that wants to tell you all the exciting things they're doing this weekend:
11.
To the customer that will fight to the death over an out-of-date voucher:
12.
To the customer using every ounce of loose change they have to pay £24.99:
13.
To the customer that hands over a black credit card to pay:
14.
To the customers that think snatching the bag out of your hands is a perfect way to say, "Thank you for your service":
15.
To the customers that are nothing short of rude:
16.
To the customer that thinks it's OK to walk into the store 27 seconds before closing time:
17.
To the customers that save all the fuckery until Sunday:
18.
To any customer during the Christmas period:
19.
To any customer during black Friday:
20.
To your best friend, that has come in on purpose to be the worst customer ever:
21.
To your parents, that pretend to be customers when really they just want to see their little bundle of joy working like an adult:
22.
And to the customers that says they're never coming back again:
