1. You're often the only southerner within a two-mile radius.
2. And when you find another southerner who attends your uni, it's a miracle.
3. Everybody thinks you have a weird accent.
4. Which is ironic because you struggle to understand anybody else since they add random "r"s into words like no and go and boat and goat.
5. When you go home, people comment that you've picked up a northern accent, even though you definitely haven't.
6. But then you suddenly realise you've picked up particular phrases that your southern friends don't understand.
7. Unless you're from London, nobody knows where the fuck you're from.
8. So you inevitably just end up telling people that yes, you're from London.
9. People assume that if you live in London, you don't have a garden.
10. You get shouted at for not having gravy with every meal you have.
11. And it's an unforgivable sin to not have chips, cheese, and gravy altogether after a night out.
12. Chinese takeaways and chip shops are the same thing, which literally makes no sense.
13. Northern people like to challenge "southern pansies" to drink as much as they can.
14. And they love to comment on how rude and ignorant southern people are.
15. Northern people will never let you forget how friendly they are to strangers.
16. You never hear the end of how expensive it is down south.
17. When you offer someone a cup of tea, they'll reply with, "No thanks, I'm not hungry."
18. You argue over what a bread roll is called.
#LondonersFreakOutWhen Northerners refer to a bread roll as a... Bap Cob Barm cake Butty Take your pick.
FYI, it is a bread roll, none of this barm and bap and other bullfuckery the northerners try to spring on you.
19. Travelling back home to see your family takes forever.
20. There's a lot of boasting that the North is the best.
21. And to be fair, it doesn't take long for you to warm to your new home.
22. Which is ironic because the weather up north is horrid.
