1.
What should I watch next on Netflix?
2.
How many hours of sleep will I get if I close my eyes right this second?
3.
Should I text my crush?
4.
Why is Tumblr just full of dicks and porn at this hour?
5.
Is my ex dating somebody better than me?
6.
Why am I not asleep yet?
7.
Is everybody else in my house asleep right now?
8.
Do I need to start going to the gym?
9.
Do I ~really~ need to start eating better?
10.
Why am I absolutely starving?
11.
Why do all the TV shows after midnight have sign language translators like deaf people don't ever have early nights?
12.
What was that noise? There's a killer in the house, isn't there?
13.
Is it too late to take a bath?
14.
Should I flush the toilet?
15.
Why do I stay up late just to judge other people by their Twitter and Facebook?
16.
Am I happy with my life?
17.
What can I do to make my life better?
18.
What if everybody around me is a robot or a projection of my own subconscious?
19.
WHAT IF NONE OF THIS IS REAL?
20.
Why have I suddenly become a philosopher at 3am?
21.
Why can't I fall asl–?
22.
Why is everybody out to annoy me? Can't they see I had no sleep?
