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londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices 😂😂 honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london 🙅🙅 enjoy your smog-infested bubble 👋🏻
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Uber leaves London. Thousands of media types simply wander into strangers cars and scream locations at them. Chaos ensues. London crumbles.
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aged 29 and I just bought my first apartment in london, hard work pays off, no mortgage no worries #TrustGodsPlan 🙏… https://t.co/7JI8IiZaOp
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"I'm from South London" First of all, you're from Kent
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Following the success of the #NightTube, Southern Rail have announced that they might start running trains during the day.
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Oddly enough, Major Tube Disruption is also my porn name
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" This bus terminates here please take all your belongings with you"
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OMFG I'M IN LONDON AND A TWISTER JUST WENT PAST ON LONDON BRIDGE
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"Londoners need to be more afraid" Nah, we're British, we only panic about a light snow or finding out we're out of milk.
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Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm.
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Rule for Londoners: if you are sitting in the driving seat of a DLR train you must look like you are enjoying yourself, or don’t sit there.
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20yrs of personal tube platform expertise and competitive commuting advantage rendered useless by some green paint.
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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.
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"I'm from North London" First of all, you're from Hertfordshire
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I am outside London. The air is terrifyingly fresh. Everyone is 8000 years old. No one knows what a pint should cost. Just saw a cow. Help.