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19 Tweets About London That Are Never Not Funny

You're heading to Croydon? Have you got your passport ready?

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londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london πŸ™…πŸ™… enjoy your smog-infested bubble πŸ‘‹πŸ»

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Uber leaves London. Thousands of media types simply wander into strangers cars and scream locations at them. Chaos ensues. London crumbles.

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aged 29 and I just bought my first apartment in london, hard work pays off, no mortgage no worries #TrustGodsPlan πŸ™β€¦ https://t.co/7JI8IiZaOp

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"I'm from South London" First of all, you're from Kent

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Following the success of the #NightTube, Southern Rail have announced that they might start running trains during the day.

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Oddly enough, Major Tube Disruption is also my porn name

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" This bus terminates here please take all your belongings with you"

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OMFG I'M IN LONDON AND A TWISTER JUST WENT PAST ON LONDON BRIDGE

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"Londoners need to be more afraid" Nah, we're British, we only panic about a light snow or finding out we're out of milk.

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Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. Β£1,500pcm.

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Rule for Londoners: if you are sitting in the driving seat of a DLR train you must look like you are enjoying yourself, or don’t sit there.

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20yrs of personal tube platform expertise and competitive commuting advantage rendered useless by some green paint.

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

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"I'm from North London" First of all, you're from Hertfordshire

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I am outside London. The air is terrifyingly fresh. Everyone is 8000 years old. No one knows what a pint should cost. Just saw a cow. Help.