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That "Right In Front Of My Salad" Porno Is Back And It's Even Better Than The First

This post is very NSFW but nothing compares to THE THINGS THAT SALAD MUST'VE SEEN!

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You probably remember the "in front of my salad" meme that went around the internet not too long ago. Warning: here’s a very NSFW reminder, in case you forgot.

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there's still good in this world

Well, because you can never have too much of a good thing, let me introduce you to "Right in Front of My Salad... Again"!

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Yes, that's the porno's actual name. The scene description is as follows: "Jaxton wants to make it up to his wife with a nice in-home massage but things don't go as planned when masseur Luke offers up some extra lip service and ass. Little does he know he's about to get caught and right in front of that salad again!"

Anyway, elsewhere Jaxton has booked a masseuse for his wife because after fucking in front of her salad last time, it's the least she deserves, y'know? But apparently Jaxton wants to try his wife's gift first...

I don't know about you, but I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat for episode three tbh. Keep your eyes peeled for when this cinematic masterclass is nominated for an Oscar.

If salad girl doesn't leave her husband after part 2 of not in front of my salad lol