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Lady Gaga Looks Great But What We Need To Focus On Is Her Bodyguard Because HOT DAMN

Moving art protected by a snack.

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So I would like to bring a couple of things to your attention, if you don't mind. The first is that Lady Gaga was seen out and about in Milan looking like THIS.

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Yes, she looks like an actual piece of walking art.

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The Mona Lisa is shaking in her frame.

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But the second thing that you might have already noticed if you've got beady eyes / read the headline to this post is that uhhhhh... Lady Gaga has an insanely hot bodyguard.

The bodyguard, whose name is actually Peter, made waves a while back when fans clocked him working for Adele and Lady Gaga.
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The bodyguard, whose name is actually Peter, made waves a while back when fans clocked him working for Adele and Lady Gaga.

As the protector of living, breathing art, that bodyguard has a lot of responsibilities and he looks like this while doing it.

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I don't wanna make this weird but I damn sure wish I was famous so he could protect me.

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One more time, just to appreciate them both in all their glory.

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As Lady Gaga once sung: "I'm on the edge... of fainting." Or something like that, I can't quite concentrate right now. If you need me, I'll be lying down.

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